Líneas inolvidables

"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!"

John Milton (Al Pacino) en The Devil's Advocate

"Una vida es una obra de teatro que no permite ensayos… Por eso: canta, rie, baila, ama, y vive intensamente cada momento de tu vida, antes que el telón baje.. y la obra termine sin aplausos." -Charles Chaplin-

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+1 por el quote de Al Pacino

Yo tengo unas cortas pero clásicas..

"Show me the MONEY!" Jerry Maguire

"You guys are retarded! GOSH!" Napoleon Dinamite lol

"Heeeeeeere's Jhonny!!" The Shining

"Ruuuun Forrest! RUUUUN!" Forrest Gump

My GOD! I'M A TOMATO!

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Mae zepol, está solo

Las mías:

"Tell me what you don't like about yourself"
Nip/Tuck

"Bendito sea Satanás que a falta de Dios viene para resolver los males de este mundo"
La Virgen de los Sicarios

I wanna fuck you like an animal

Por favor, donde dejan la frase de las frases de la historia del cine: "you´re talking to me? Travis (Robert de Niro) en Taxi Driver. Corta y lo suficientemente insana como para hacer historia.

"Wilsooooooooooon" en Naufrago.

Hay peliculas cuyos dialogos enteros son obras maestras, como la naranja mecanica, o muchos westerns spaghettis, lo cual me recuerda a Clint Eastwood y su "do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" en Harry el sucio

You won´t know the facts...until you see the fiction.
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Sorry...Did I hurt your feelings? Oh let me call an ambulance!

¡Qué bueno Zepol!

Maldito Al Pacino, le han tocado unas buenísimas:

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wannna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend. Al Pacino Como Tony Montana en Scarface

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Uyy mae esa de La Virgen de los Sicarios esta buenisima, esa cinta no la he visto. Respect para la de Tony y la de Travis.

Otro monologo que patea:

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp) de Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (pa variarch )

"Una vida es una obra de teatro que no permite ensayos… Por eso: canta, rie, baila, ama, y vive intensamente cada momento de tu vida, antes que el telón baje.. y la obra termine sin aplausos." -Charles Chaplin-

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Mi favorito es un monólogo de la película Trainspotting :

Renton (Ewan McGregor).

"Si quieres un amigo, consiguete un perro"...Michael Douglas en Wall Street.

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Iniciemos:

Closer:
Alice:
It's a lie. It's a bunch of sad strangers photographed beautifully, and... all the glittering assholes who appreciate art say it's beautiful 'cause that's what they wanna see. But the people in the photos are sad, and alone... But the pictures make the world seem beautiful, so... the exhibition is reassuring which makes it a lie, and everyone loves a big fat lie.

V for Vendetta:
Valerie:
It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. Valerie.

Pirates of the Caribbean:
Jack Sparrow:
[talking to Will Turner about Elizabeth] She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you're all set to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman.

As Good As It Gets:
Melvin Udall
I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman alive. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer. And in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food and clear their tables, and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me.

Kill Bill:
Bill:
Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears – the glasses, the business suit – that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself, he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.

Una buena parte del hablar bien consiste en saber mentir con gracia. (Erasmo de Rotterdam) Sí... el mae tiene un pésimo nombre jaja

en WIT

E.M. Ashford:

q rico cuando dice lo de Shakespeare!

y este otro de la misma pelicula:

Vivian Bearing:

Y de El Topo se pueden sacar millones, pero rescato:

2º Maestro de El Topo:
"tu disparas para encontrarte
yo lo hago para desaparecer
la perfeccion es perderse
para perderse hay que amar
tu no amas, tu rompes, tu asesinas, y nadie te ama
porque cuando crees que das,
en realidad estas tomando"

Coronel: "Quien eres tu para hacer justicia?"
El Topo: "Soy Dios."

Conversacion entre el 4º maestro y el Topo:
4º Maestro: como podias ganar si yo no combato, no tengo nada, aunque hubieras hecho una trampa, no me hubieras podido quitar nada...
El Topo: si, te hubiera podido quitar la vida
4º Maestro: la vida? No me importa! Te lo voy a demostrar
El maestro toma el arma del Topo, se dispara, y con su ultimo aliento, justo antes de morir en los brazos del Topo, con una cara sonriente que refleja una entera plenitud y felicidad dice: "perdiste!"

"No me duele matarte porque sé que la muerte no existe."

"Ya no temes morir, por eso eres un enemigo peligroso."

"¡Si, si existe dios, es una trinidad, y se llama RUSH!"

TYLER DURDEN
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Hmm, chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggy go oink-oink, how bout you? Wanna be an animal just like you.

My Favorito de la historia lo da Edward Norton en the 25th hour.

"Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafes, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!"

American History X

Derek Vinyard: Nigger, you just fucked with the wrong bull. You should've learned your lesson on the fuckin' basketball court. But you fuckin' monkey's never get the message. My father gave me that truck motherfucker! You ever shoot at fireman? You come here and shoot at my family? I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now motherfucker. Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb.
Lawrence: Come on man.
Derek Vinyard: I said: Put your mouth on the curb!
[lawrence bites onto the curb]
Danny Vinyard: Derek, no!
Derek Vinyard: Thats it! Now say good night.

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a mí me gusta mucho la frase que sale al inicio de run lola run. es de T.S. Eliot y me parece perfecta!

we shall not cease from exploration
and the end of all our exploring
will be to arrive where we started
and know the place for the first time.

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que buenas citas todas! las de WIT son geniales, palabra por palabra igual a la obra...

ahora solo se me viene a la mente un par de Nacho Libre:

Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is puppies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, play volleyball...
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day!

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!

De Sin City hay un monton, pongo dos de las que mas me gustan, son de esas frases que le dan un fuerzon a uno

Marv (Mickey Rourke): [narrating] "I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how, I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one. And when I find out who did it, it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. It'll be loud and nasty. My kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him. I love you, Goldie."

John Hartigan (Bruce Willis): "An old man dies. A young girl lives. A fair trade. I love you, Nancy."

"Una vida es una obra de teatro que no permite ensayos… Por eso: canta, rie, baila, ama, y vive intensamente cada momento de tu vida, antes que el telón baje.. y la obra termine sin aplausos." -Charles Chaplin-

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A callar todos!

Esta es la mejor...

Samuel L. Jackson en Pulp Fiction....

Y para finalizar los mato a todos...

llega naaaaaavidad y yo sin wiiiiiii No puedo jugar rock baaaaaaaaaaaaand Ni ponerme yica con wii fit

Muy cierto, +1 una excelente cita de Pulp fiction, hay otras como la de la cafetaría,

Jules: I'll just walk the earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean walk the earth?
Jules: You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."

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[after Mia has her overdose]
Vincent: Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, fuck me! Fuck me!

Y este es uno de los mejores monologos en la historia del cine:

Sencillamente patea culos

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Sorry...Did I hurt your feelings? Oh let me call an ambulance!

Maldita sea!!! Cómo se me fue a quedar ESA!!?? Juro que venía a poner esa, pero la última que vi fue una de Edward Norton, y me acordé de American History X, y olvidé ESA!!

+1 a grace.

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Una de mis preferidas.

No puede faltar Jack Nicholson.
A este tipo de actores tan buenos siempre los ponen a decir unas frases que se vuelven celebres.
Meritotio tambien el Oscar como mejor actor de Reparto y bien merecido.

A Few Good Men (1992)

( Tom Cruise ) Kaffee: I want the truth!
(Jack Nicholson ) Col. Jessep: [shouts] You can’t handle the truth!

Como cuesta ir con los buenos en una pelicula donde el villano actua tan bien y dice frases tan cabronas y buenas como esta.

no se por que, pero solo me acuerdo de lineas de comedias:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

"Network" sí que es toda una joyita. No sólo ese monólogo, sino que de hecho todos los monólogos del personaje de Howard Beale son toda.

Well, I'll tell you what happened: I just ran out of bullshit. Am I still on the air? I really don't know any other way to say it other than I just ran out of bullshit. Bullshit is all the reasons we give for living. And if we can't think up any reasons of our own, we always have the God bullshit. We don't know why we're going through all this pointless pain, humiliation, decays, so there better be someone somewhere who does know. That's the God bullshit.

De manera random me encontré este link con los 100 mejores quotes del cine.

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Almost Famous tiene tantas quotes, me gustan tanto que no se cuales escoger.

never take it seriously, if you never take it seriosuly, you never get hurt,if you never get hurt, you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

I know you've heard this before. And I have never said this to anybody, not really--well, nobody who didn't legally have to say it back to me, but--I love you, and I'm about to go where...many men have gone before.

The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.

But here I am telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.

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